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Rent-A-Cop Lyrics

I'm /trolling food court for girls
yeah it's the best job in the world
they know they're safe with me
they love my little moustache, they love a man in uniform
oooooh

with my sunglasses they cant
see what i'm really lookin at
and as they're walking by
i whisper through my donut
hey baby baby light that ass on fire
yeeeeeah

how long must this day go on?
i gotta stand here two more hours till i punch the clock
how long must this day go on?
oooooooooooooooooooooh

No kid they don't give me a gun
I don't get paid enough to run
so you can call me what you want
i'll be hangin at the check out
checkin out your girlfriend figuring out how she's gonna get all of that butt into that underwear
yeah, yeeeeeeah

hey girl if you can't recall
where you parked your daddies car then i could help you out
all alone in this, great big mall
oooooooooooooooh

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till it’s Miller Time
How long must this day go on?
Whoa oh oh, oh oh

I'm 'trolling food court for girls

I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
Light that
Light that ass on fire

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Cover art for Rent-A-Cop lyrics by Ben Folds

Pretty self explanitory. Ben got the idea when he saw a mall cop talking dirty to girls as they walked by and they didn't do anything about it.

Cover art for Rent-A-Cop lyrics by Ben Folds

this song is kickin

Cover art for Rent-A-Cop lyrics by Ben Folds

this song is kickin

Cover art for Rent-A-Cop lyrics by Ben Folds

this song is kickin

Cover art for Rent-A-Cop lyrics by Ben Folds

I love this song so much. It's hard to explain

 
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