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The Story Of The Curious Oysters Lyrics
Leaving the throne behind our princess is found anew
Strung up in a bedpost webbing.
in this romance of spiders
We love, like spiders
You won’t feel a thing.
She had a run in with the doctor of fishes
Now she smiles like a princess, legs behind her head
A doctor stands accused of painting the roses red
Off with his head. Off with his head
Doctors. Cameras. Loved ones. Unhand her
Behold the site of our villain in peril
This doctors hand in her. She is fucked by a million viewers
So smile big for the cameras. We’re sending this one home
These eight legs have dug their way in. Has it made you whole?
Strung up in a bedpost webbing.
in this romance of spiders
We love, like spiders
You won’t feel a thing.
Now she smiles like a princess, legs behind her head
A doctor stands accused of painting the roses red
Off with his head. Off with his head
Behold the site of our villain in peril
This doctors hand in her. She is fucked by a million viewers
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I love the Alice in Wonderland theme "A doctor stands accused of painting the roses red Off with his head. Off with his head" and the fact that its titles "The Story of the Curious Oysters."
Yes, very true. This song is really self explanitory. Alice in Wonderland, originally called Alice's adventure. Or something like that.
the original alice in wonderland was called through the looking glass, duhhh.
the song makes me think of a younger girl getting taken advantage of by an older man, not even rape but just convincing this girl to do it...maybe not like a real little kid but still someone underage...painting the roses red could mean taking her virginity and when people find out about it they want to punish the doctor. the cameras and all could be like the news putting such a private...matter into the public light and now everyone knows about this happening
let me know...
i agree with the dude above me kind of the song is about doctors raping their girl patients
Hmm...this song seems to be about how doctors are often punished for performing abortions. That's what "painting the roses red" means.
Basically, we have a girl who's messed around with a bunch of guys. That's what the title seems to imply: "curious oysters" becomes "active vaginas." One of the guys ends up getting her pregnant, so she goes to a doctor to get an abortion. Guess who gets in trouble?
...And the news media gets in the way, televising the event and airing pro-life protests needlessly.
That's my take on it.
i agree with iamchris when i first read the post about alice in wonderland i busted out laughing i was like wtf wow they are missing the whole point. yes i think he's referring to alice in wonderland aka through the looking glass but that is deffinately not the meaning of the song, its used as a metaphor to what chris is explaining duhhhhhhhh ^_^
"That's what the title seems to imply: "curious oysters" becomes "active vaginas."
That made me laugh.
i think its about porn with through the looking glass references/comparisons.
i agree completely with pianoislandarsonist.
and for the record, alice in wonderland was originally called alice's adventures in wonderland, and through the looking glass is actually a second story in wonderland since she ges there by going through a mirror instead of following the rabbit down the hole.