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Octopus Hairpiece Lyrics

Stop, people please
While surfing in the ocean I somehow lost my hairpiece
I watched my ace increase
As some pesky octopus took the tuft of manhood from me

Duck diving for my hairpiece
I'm searching for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Octopus hairpiece

Look there on the reef
Make a lasso with my leash
Ride the sea horse to the deep
I'm at one with the sea
I'm a surfer from the soul
Until a clam swallowed my toupee whole

Duck diving for my hairpiece
I'm searching for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Octopus hairpiece

Yeah dude, did I just say dude?
I know I sound like Bill & Ted
I got a sunburn on my head
I've been to Indo, been to France
But the hairpieces are cheaper down in Costa Rica

Duck diving for my hairpiece
I'm searching for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Octopus hairpiece
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Cover art for Octopus Hairpiece lyrics by Guttermouth

some how i can telepathicly comunicate with, the sea creatures...and they will fetch my toupee

 
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