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Surf's Up Asshole Lyrics
I don't give a shit where you are from
The valley, some desert or Kingdom Come
You read it in some surf magazine
So you all wind up in HB
First things first, where do I start?
A sweet V-dub bus might be smart
You read it in some surf magazine
So you all wind up in HB
Surf's up asshole
Men in tight suits
Surf's up asshole
Sure look cute
The wax, the chicks, I've seen Blue Crush
Gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of my bus
It's nice to have someone think for me
That's why I now live in HB
A tattoo, a goatee, a wallet chain
Every single asshole looks the same
A robot producing factory
And it all points down to HB
Surf's up asshole
Every single bitch
Surf's up asshole
Big big tits
Expensive tits
What a drag, there in the break
It smells familiar and it's smeared on my face
What do I do? I had to think
Is that the fuckin' shit that I took last week?
I swam ashore, I could not breathe
Fuck, I stepped on a needle and got HIV
While the lifeguard tanned and shaved his legs
The brown breaks of Huntington Beach
Surf's up asshole
The seas are polluted with medical waste
And on the 4th of July I got sprayed with mace
But I got a bro deal on a stick you see
That's the way it goes in HB
That's the way it goes asshole
The valley, some desert or Kingdom Come
You read it in some surf magazine
So you all wind up in HB
A sweet V-dub bus might be smart
You read it in some surf magazine
So you all wind up in HB
Men in tight suits
Surf's up asshole
Sure look cute
Gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of my bus
It's nice to have someone think for me
That's why I now live in HB
Every single asshole looks the same
A robot producing factory
And it all points down to HB
Every single bitch
Surf's up asshole
Big big tits
It smells familiar and it's smeared on my face
What do I do? I had to think
Is that the fuckin' shit that I took last week?
Fuck, I stepped on a needle and got HIV
While the lifeguard tanned and shaved his legs
The brown breaks of Huntington Beach
And on the 4th of July I got sprayed with mace
But I got a bro deal on a stick you see
That's the way it goes in HB
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Hilarious
Fuck you stupid rollerbladers I hate when you faggots are in my way at the skatepark.
Oh this doesn't have the original recording lyric.. before the song starts he says
"See, I'm one with the waves where ass my wifes tits are one with her knees."
Quite right punkfuzzbuzz, and it doesn't have the stuff afterwards either that I don't quite remember.
As for the meaning, has anyone been to HB, bunch of posers and clones. Oh boy.
is it just me or is there a bunch of racist shit at the end of this song?