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Don't Make Me Get My Fat Lazy Ass Off This Couch

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Don't Make Me Get My Fat Lazy Ass Off This Couch Lyrics

I know it's not my fault I've been held back
Under attack by my parents, teachers, lawyers
Past employers that hold me down

My efforts all disgraced
And criticized, thrown in my face
Their only joy to plot and fail my conquests and hold me down
I hope they're happy now

I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress
I just let 'em win
And never try again

I never stood a chance
My best laid plans we're quickly dashed
By cheaters, thieves and stealers
Glory stealers that hold me down
I hope they're happy now

I gave it one last shot, they knocked me down
And ripped by off again
They win, I quit
They won't admit they hold me down
I hope they're happy now

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freehat17 On Jul 02, 2004

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2004-07-02 18:49:00

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Cover art for Don't Make Me Get My Fat Lazy Ass Off This Couch lyrics by Vandals, The

by KSteele04

21y ago

Exactly what it says. It's about getting your dreams crushed and being kept down. Awesome song.

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by JeffKaos71

21y ago

I think its more about the guy in the song pointing the finger of blame at everyone except himself for his failures in life.

Awesome song!

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Cover art for Don't Make Me Get My Fat Lazy Ass Off This Couch lyrics by Vandals, The

by JeffKaos71

21y ago

I think its more about the guy in the song pointing the finger of blame at everyone except himself for his failure in life

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