Skanking Song

If you've got this haircut then you might well wear a hat
'Cause it's shorter at the front and then it's longer at the back
They call this style a mullet and I know that for a fact
But The Vandals sang about 'em so we'll just leave that at that
This is a skanking song, it's a skanking song
And you can't go wrong if you skank along
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song
If you grow your hair long and then shave it at the sides
Stick it up with wood glue and then leave it till it dries (Oi!)
Go all sorts of colours 'cause there's loadsa different dyes
You've got a mohican and I know it's no suprise that
This is a skanking song, it's a skanking song
And you can't go wrong if you skank along
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song
This is a skanking song, its a skanking song
And you can't go wrong if you skank along
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song
If you've got a limp cut and you find that people stare
Just add a little something so that you can spike your hair (Oi!)
Now you're looking gnarly, you're a regular skate punk
So you've got no excuses and I'll see you down the front
This is a skanking song, it's a skanking song
And you can't go wrong if you skank along
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song
And you can't go wrong, come on sing along
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey