Margaret

Honeymooners voice: "She's gonna sing, you're gonna listen!"
1... 1, 2, 3, 4!
Margaret, back in junior high,
Margaret, all yellow curls,
She was the most popular girl.
Margaret, she was beautiful,
Margaret, developed first.
We all thought she had all the luck in the world.
She never noticed me, what could I give her?
I knew someday I would have to forgive her.
Ooh Margaret, dear Margaret,
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
such a lucky girl,
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
How could I, fo-forget... Margaret?
Meanwhile, ten years later,
Well Margaret moved to West Hollywood,
We all thought she could make if anyone could.
Margaret, she missed the reunion!
Margaret, we never heard,
What became of St. Mary's glamourous girl...
Until the day at the video center,
Man held a tape with a girl on the cover,
Bad lingerie on a Cadillac fender,
Ooh Margaret, dear Margaret,
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
such a lucky girl,
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
How could I, fo-forget...
Margaret...
Margaret...
Margaret...
Margaret...
She never noticed me, what could I give her?
I knew someday I would have to forgive her.
Ooh Margaret, dear Margaret,
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
such a lucky girl,
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
Our St. Mary's girl...
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
Such a lucky girl...
Do do do, do do do do do do do do,
How could I, fo-forget, Margaret?
*random doob-a-doo scatting*