Gravy Train!!!!

Ghost Boobs

4 Meanings

Add Yours

Q&A

Ghost Boobs Lyrics

Gazoyngas a plenty! Back pains she had many!
For such knockers hooters funbags boys were not even ready
She could hold your beer! Without hands she could steer!
Smack a grown man in the face so hard he's shed a few tears!

GHOST BOOBS OH YOU HARDLY KNEW ME
GHOST BOOBS OOH WE HARDLY KNEW YE

It was a fad diet! She had to try it!
Chrissy Snow looked pretty hot, so Thighmaster?
Just buy it!
A paid membership at the bulldyke gym
Cuz her boyfriend liked Sue Powter so why not impress him?
What she didn't foresee was that her big'uns would flee
Her thighs and gut both stayed the same but she could now see her knees
Her boyfriend he did weep!
He thought her twiddles would keep
But they didn't know that they would come back in her sleep!

CHORUS
I thought I was fat
So I went on a diet
If I knew that they'd split
I would've never of tried it
A-Whoa..yeah!
(x8)

Submitted by

luckymonkey On May 02, 2004

Hella Nervous

You Made Me Gay

Titties Bounce

Double Decker Supreme

Sippin' 40z

Lyrics saved successfully! Thanks!

These lyrics are currently locked and can only be edited by moderators and administrators.

You must be logged in to edit lyrics.

Unable to save lyrics. Please try again.

Lyrics cannot contain links.

Lyric edit submitted successfully and is pending approval. Approvals usually take 24 hours.

Keep it true to the song

Fix what’s wrong, but don’t rewrite what the artist wrote. Stick to the official released version — album booklet, label site, verified lyric video, etc. If you’re guessing, pause and double-check.

Respect the structure

Songs have rhythm. Pages do too. Leave line breaks where they belong. Don’t smash things together or add extra empty space just for looks.

Punctuation counts (but vibe-editing doesn’t)

Correct typos? Yes. Re-punctuating a whole verse because it ‘looks better’? Probably not. Keep capitalization and punctuation close to the official source.

Don’t mix versions

If you’re editing the explicit version, keep it explicit. If it’s the clean version, keep it clean. No mashups.

Let the lyrics be lyrics

This isn’t the place for interpretations, memories, stories, or trivia — that’s what comments are for. Keep metadata, translations, and bracketed stage directions out unless they’re officially part of the song.

Edit lightly

If two lines are wrong… fix the two lines. No need to bulldoze the whole page. Think ‘surgical,’ not ‘remix.’

When in doubt, ask the crowd

Not sure what they’re singing in that fuzzy bridge? Drop a question in the comments and let the music nerds swarm. Someone always knows.

LuckyMonkey

Submitter

2004-05-02 19:07:05

4 Meanings

Add your song meanings, interpretations, facts, memories & more to the community.

Sort by

by bryce

21y ago

So like, some girl goes on a diet cause there's all these other skinny girls with big boobs, and then when her fat goes away, HER BOOBS GO AWAY OH DREADFUL. GHOST BOOBS.

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

by mightyvague

18y ago

A tale of a vengeful bosom. Just terrible!

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

by mightyvague

18y ago

A tale of a vengeful bosom. Just terrible!

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

by heidismells

18y ago

man! that totally sucks! but i guess it does prove that fat girls' huge boobies really don't count.

-1

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Questions and Answers

Ask specific questions and get answers to unlock more indepth meanings & facts.