Game Show

So come on down and try your hand at the oldest game in town,
Pull up a chair and don't be scared You've got to play it round by round.
So spin the wheel and take a hit, it doesn't matter what you choose,
You could sink your battleship but There's a good chance you will lose
A little heina walking down the street, Her hair is blond with a nice tan
You think you got what it takes to be her man?
So you buy a vowel and ask her later if she'd like to meet.
Cause maybe this time things might go your way,
You're never gonna win unless you play
Break down, take your chances,
Never mind the circumstances
Break down, keep on playing,
Roll the dice and bet it all, put a quarter in and make the call.
When the odds are bad your luck is down and you don't feel much like playing
Think about the fun you had and listen to what I'm saying
You can spend your life inside and never bet the farm
But maybe this time things might go your way,
You're never gonna win unless you play.
Commentary:
Girl: Hello?
Guy: Hey, it's uh, me, uh I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go out sometime?
Girl: I thought I told you never to call me again, you creep!