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Mr. Richard Smoker Lyrics
mister richard smoker
you're a poopy poker
chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
cigarettes and coffee breath
little boys on crystal meth
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat
mister richard smoker
you're a chicken choker
tonight you're gonna
let it all hang out
pantyhose and aquanet
smokin' menthol cigarettes
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat
smoke!
(solos)
you eat
dog meat
mister richard smoker
you're an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys
dancin' in your buster browns
whirlin' to the techno sounds
your hands are wet
your hair is slick
you smoke
big dick
mister richard smoker
you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will
pick you up at ten
goin' out
dancin' in the city
friday night
gotta look pretty
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat
you're a poopy poker
chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
cigarettes and coffee breath
little boys on crystal meth
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat
you're a chicken choker
tonight you're gonna
let it all hang out
pantyhose and aquanet
smokin' menthol cigarettes
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat
dog meat
you're an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys
dancin' in your buster browns
whirlin' to the techno sounds
your hands are wet
your hair is slick
you smoke
big dick
you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will
pick you up at ten
goin' out
dancin' in the city
friday night
gotta look pretty
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat
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Or it could be "You eat dark meat"
It's definitely Dark Meat. Dog meat....pffft
Dick Smoker
No... It's definitely "dog meat."
I thought it was dark meet too, but I don't know now. :(
Super catchy, racist song about a black gay dude (not asian, as dick shivers suggested).
Runs through black stereotypes such as smoking menthols, eating dark meat (they very clearly say DARK meat, not DOG meat. they land pretty hard on the R in the word), drinking cognac (hennessey seems to be the favorite of most black rappers).
The gay references are pretty blaring and don't need much explaining. I love this band, but sometimes their lyrics are bafflingly offensive and immature.
It's about a Black Gay Sexual PRedator, Calm down Tipper Gore
It's about a Black Gay Sexual PRedator, Calm down Tipper Gore
This song is about a guy who likes to suck on other guys' dongs, he also likes to do stimulants (cocaine, meth, coffee, etc.)
it could be about black people. the whole 'menthols' and 'little boys on crystal meth' does sound like stereotypical black things. i didnt even think about it until i read the other comments. i always thought it was of a guy that Deaner or Gener thought was a huge cocksucker. a guy thats the epitome of a dick smoker. Mr. Richard Smoker...
it's definitely "dark meat" the dark meat they are referring to in the song is anus. they are saying that he likes to eat out assholes.
it's definitely "dark meat" the dark meat they are referring to in the song is anus. they are saying that he likes to eat out assholes.
"DARK meat". No question. Richard Smoker is a wealthy gay man who likes to party and have gay sex with boys. A real clear song.
Did you notice the title? " Mister Richard Smoker " it is probably a polite way of saying " Mister Dick Sucker " but the thing is obviously it isn't the persons name it sounds to me like the person singing this song is insulting someone I mean do you notice how it seems like when he saying things like " you eat dark meat " or " you smoke big dick" it obviously not a narrative about a gay person based on how he the singer is always saying " you " as in " you suck " basically an insult did anyone else notice the line " tonight we'll tango in the streets " I am pretty sure the narrator wants to fight this guy you see other expressions like that " do you wanna dance, then let's dance " it sounds to me the narrator met a guy he was a huge dick so he is insulting him and wants to fight him