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Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced Lyrics
I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
CHORUS:
So kiss me I'm shitfaced
And I'll soak and I'll soil their ground
in the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a really love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the liter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
CHORUS
I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the gain
CHORUS (x2)
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
I'm a pitiful site
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monoganous man
No more one night stands
Come on, let me take you home
CHORUS (x4)
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see
So kiss me I'm shitfaced
And I'll soak and I'll soil their ground
in the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a really love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the liter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the gain
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monoganous man
No more one night stands
Come on, let me take you home
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i saw them in '04 in northern KY and I was still onstage after Spicy McHaggis and they played this. So I was rocking out to this song and singing into the mic with Ken . Amazing? Nothing short of it. Dropkick Murphys put on the best show you will ever see.
Its all about talking yourself up while you are shit faced and trying to hook up with some girls.
This is my favorite song....how can you argue with "So kiss me im shitfaced"
you can't :D
what a great song \m/
heh heh... always a tradition at our soirees
me and my buddies always play this as the last song when we leave our favorite watering hole. were usually shitfaced but rarely with a lady. hmm makes you think.....
So kiss me I'm shitfaced And I'll soak and I'll soil their ground in the trousers she kissed me And I only bought her one round
the correction is: I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
can someone tell me what album this is on? I can't find it anywhere!!!
Blackout
Blackout
Well der.. I think we've all figured out that it's about getting shitfaced and picking up chicks.. It's pretty obvious... :P Can't get enough of this song.. I want to get the title on a shirt and wear it to an Irish pub :D
already got a shirt with it on from their gig in aus last year
already got a shirt with it on from their gig in aus last year