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Yeah
A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snowglobe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...My feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me...your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that world-wide garage sale)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay
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Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Both "Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay" and "I Want a Fat Babe" are not by Weird Al.

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

bwahahahahah! a wonderful parody of a stupid boy band song, i just can't remember which one, probably since i am a hard core punk rocker

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

You know this song!.....N*sync's "I want it that way". Man, I'm so glad he mocked them along with the rest of those contagious boy bands. Sheesh. Anybody had enuf of 'em? I HAVE!!!

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

You know this song!.....N*sync's "I want it that way". Man, I'm so glad he mocked them along with the rest of those contagious boy bands. Sheesh. Anybody had enuf of 'em? I HAVE!!!

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

It's a parody of "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys, not N'Sync.

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

this song shows just how many sometimes stupid and useless things you can find on EBAY.

"My house...is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap" Weird Al is the only person i can think of that can fit the word 'crap' into a slow-song...

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

I never actually knew there were pet rocks on eBay o_0

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

it backstreet boys not nsync

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Well personally I have bought a game on ebay and they usually work

Cover art for eBay lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

who really gives a fuck if it was backstreet boys or Nsync there both fuckking crappppppppppp!!!!!!!!!

 
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