All Gone Wrong

Wann tell you a stroy about a girl named sheila
lovely little thing but a bit of a dreamer
shes been married for three long years
got three children and there all litle dears
but now shes bored with married bliss
so she goes out on the town and has a bit of this and that
guy meant nothing one night stand
test turned bliue got much more on her hands
oh-oh its all gone wrong
oh-oh its all gone wrong
Derrick knew she worked in a supermarket
So while out on a drive decided to go and park it
Down by the river and walk to the store
never got the courage to speak to her before
but hed been up practising all last night
planning what hes gonna say making sure it sounded right
as he turned the corner by the milk and orange juice
playing tonsil hockey with the spotty guy from fresh produce
Jon was a guy that fully understood
that the car that you drives an extension of your manhood
as you can imagine never let him down enter the equation
when he drove his cadillac about
pretty damn long pretty damn wide
two silver lightening bolts painted down the sides
imagine his grief, pity his pain when bothh broke down one morning
and nver started up again
Fred played guitar in his best mates band
They knew that theyd go far, all they needed was a helping hand
while practising one evening theres a knock at the door
opened up to see a guy noone ever seen before
introduced himself as bob the talent scout
handed them a form told them to fill it out
now there still practising in freds back room
owe 10000 quid baliffs will be coming soon