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Cooky Puss Lyrics

The shit with this bitch
Yo I said I'm calling you B.
Yo B it's the phone
Yo B.
"May I help you?"
"Yes what's your name?"
"Hello?"
"Hello man you got Cookypuss's number?"
"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you"
"Yo man, where's the supervisor at?
I-I got the number anyway baby!
That bitch hang up on me"
These pussy crumbs are making me itch!
Ah Cookypuss, HEY! Ah Cookypuss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaahhn, B-E-A-S-T-I-E go!
"My real name is"
"My real name is"
"My sisters name was"
Scratch
Cookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch.
Oh,cook, cook, cook, cook oh cookypuss
"And my mother got to call us for dinner"
"Yo, yo, yo!"
Cookypuss. Pussy crumbs, what are pussy crumbs?
"Take me home and eat me, yeah!"
Bitch, I'll fuckin' kick your ass bitch.
"Hello, Carvel?"
"Yo man Cookypuss there?"
"Who?"
"Cookypuss, I want to speak to Cookypuss man!"
"No. Nobody here by that name."
"A Cooky or Puss then. Cookychic, anybody man, I want to speak to them!"
"There not here."
"I said wheres Cookypuss at?
Yo I'm serious, I wanna talk to.. yo man
Cookypuss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one."
"When do you want it for?"
"Anytime man, just like now and shit, you know, that shit now.
I'm talkin' now B. Damn bitch hang up, I'll kick your ass bitch"
"Beastie Boys rock!"
"Beastie Boys"
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haha.

Cover art for Cooky Puss lyrics by Beastie Boys

this song is based on a prank call the Beasties used to make to Carvel Ice Cream back in the day. King Adrock (the one making the call) is pretending to be black.

Cover art for Cooky Puss lyrics by Beastie Boys

The lines like "My Real name is" is from some funny Steve Martin stand-ups routines for those of you who didn't know

Cover art for Cooky Puss lyrics by Beastie Boys

lol i fucking love this song. its so funny. cookiepuss, lmao. me and my boy jay blast this in his car and just ride around lookin for cookie puss.

Cover art for Cooky Puss lyrics by Beastie Boys

lol i fucking love this song. its so funny. cookiepuss, lmao. me and my boy jay blast this in his car and just ride around lookin for cookie puss.

Cover art for Cooky Puss lyrics by Beastie Boys

Isn't it actually Yauch on the phone?

 
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