Nerf Herder

High Five Anxiety

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high five anxiety
high five anxiety
don't raise your hand don't look at me
high five anxiety
high five anxiety
i'm not your bro and i'll never be
don't want to play on your team
in your game
the last one picked
hey loser
hey loser that's my name
don't talk to me
don't talk to me
don't talk to me
walking down the street
can't figure out which side to pass on left or right
can't merge on the freeway
don't know when to go
when you see me there
please don't try to hug me
making me cry
don't know how to do it
did i say too much
don't want to play on your team
in your game
the last one picked
hey loser
hey loser that's my name
don't talk to me
don't talk to me
don't talk to me
don't want your hate
don't want your lies
don't want your hot apple pies
don't want your hug
don't want your smooch
just stay away you fucking kook
don't talk to me
don't talk to me
don't want your lies
get away from
don't want your hate
don't want your song
don't want your junior donkey kong
don't talk to me

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perfectlyflawed On Sep 17, 2002

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2002-09-17 01:52:56

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by coolbluereason

20y ago

Can't believe no one has commented on this yet... it's such a good song! I guess this song is about a guy who is just socially awkward, so much so that he doesn't even want to accept a high five from anyone because he doesn't "know how to do it". It comes to the point where he doesn't even want to play on anyone's team because if they won, he might have to high five someone.

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