Vegetarian

She's not in bacon; not in sausage; and she won't eat eggs.
Not in chicken; not in turkey; she won't have her steak.
But i just can't help feeling sorry for this poor little lettuce head.
You know I can't stop crying 'cause I know this brocoli's dead.

She's a vegetaria-a-an.

Poor little cow; little sheep; little fish; how can I sleep?
Carrots are bleeding; plants are screaming; and tomatoes die.
You say it's not so bad; they're only vegetables; that's what you said.
Maybe I'm a murderer; but i'm hungary, and they're better off dead.

See voo play! Eat a cow!
All my people want it now!
I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's dead!
May I should eat it raw!
Let the blood run down my jaw!
I'd eat people if it was legal!
I'd eat people if it was legal!