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My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Turning donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back 'cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection

I never thought I’d miss my vas deferance
I trade it in for a par of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt
They think I’m kinda weird but that’s ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee
There’s nothing finer than having a vagina
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Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

Correction, the line is "Operation 'sex'cessful, but now I gotta pee through a miniature hole ". Spelling is a pet peeve of mine. This song is a first-person tale of getting a sex-change.

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

this song fucking rocks. "....and when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection" hilarious!!!

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

This song is great. I played the cd at a party once, everyone else there was a poppy teen boppy brat, and my b.guitarist n i decided to put this cd in. We ran the cd thru over n over again, and everytime My Vagina came on - they all got mad and thought we were sick!! Hahahaha, we laughed our asses off, it was great!!

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

It's about being a guy and turning into a woman by means of operations. He is talking about how he got a vagina and breast. Looking at the last line I am guessing he had no problems with getting a sex change.

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

I show all my friends my new designer CUNT! Hahaha, I love this song. BWAHAHAHA. CUNT!

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

This song is the funnest song i've ever fucking heard. It's great.

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

haha...i love this song...its funny!

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

This song is great...and Chumpster..you suck.

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

this song is sick as hell, but it's really funny

Cover art for My Vagina lyrics by NOFX

This song is THE funniest song and if it affends you or u think its sick then fuck you cuz its awsome!