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You're built like R2D2 and you smell like mr. ed
I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
When i play nintendo, in mortal kombat 2
I punch kitana in the face and i pretend it's you
I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day i wish you'd go away
Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy
Cause never would i fuck you except if i was dead
Cause then i couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too
I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day go the fuck away
Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy
That big ol' space between your teeth is worse than letterman's
But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
But sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
So listen to me when i tell you go the fuck away
I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
When i play nintendo, in mortal kombat 2
I punch kitana in the face and i pretend it's you
You listen to it every day i wish you'd go away
Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy
Cause then i couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too
You listen to it every day go the fuck away
Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy
But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
But sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
So listen to me when i tell you go the fuck away
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Damn. Who'd a thunk the Vandals knew my ex?
smells like mr. ed, fucking great visual.
This is probably the funniest song ever written. It brings me great joy
thank god I never had a problem with an ex, this would be embarassing if it were about you lol
This song is not by the Vandals. It is by the relatively unknown Philadelphia 90’s pop-punk band The Herculoids, from their 1998 EP, The Taryn Trilogy.
This song is not by the Vandals. It is by the relatively unknown Philadelphia 90’s pop-punk band The Herculoids, from their 1998 EP, The Taryn Trilogy.
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Herculoids
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Herculoids
Back in the Napster days, some person took the Herculoids song and relabeled it as The Vandals (unbeknownst to either band).
Back in the Napster days, some person took the Herculoids song and relabeled it as The Vandals (unbeknownst to either band).