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"Had a crush on Santa
Since I was nine years old
But oh Santa, why do you go?
Once a year you come visit me
Eat my cookies, leave presents
The same old routine
But now Santa, I want something more
No presents are what this girl's asking for
Santa sleep with me tonight"
Yeah

I read these words in her diary
An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy
I shouldnt have but I'm glad I did
I wonder what does she see in him?
A big old tub of jelly with a double-chin
He's older than my grandmother
Her feelings for him (?) are really bizzare
A sexual attraction for this holiday star
I've got a plan that you wouldn't believe
But I've gotta act fast, it's christmas eve
It's christmas eve, it's christmas eve

A Santa suit is what I will get
And give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forget
And neither will I
Went through my closet and found a red robe
Made a beard out of cotton, stuffed my shirt with pillows
And drove to my girl's house
I slid down the chimney and to my dismay
Saw santa and my girl in red lingerie
And inbetween all the moans and groans
I heard her say:

"Oh Santa, oh Santa"
She said "Santa I missed you I love you
I wish you would stay home forever with me
Santa I knew you were coming to town
But now you are cumming with me"
Santa, get off of my girlfriend
Get off of my girlfriend
Get off my girlfriend

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all_in_vain On Aug 28, 2002

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2002-08-28 13:00:04

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by lilpunkrocker

24y ago

holy shit, that is wak!!omg that wood suck sum major ass if i did that to a guy!!!!!!!

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by xinxwinterx

23y ago

hahaha... this is so effin funny, it's sad.

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by MrMoogles

23y ago

this song is funny shit!

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by Maxfior

20y ago

Some dudes girl friend has a fantasy about banging Santa Claus and makes it happen. "Santa I knew you were coming to town But now you are cumming with me" Lets hope santa doesn't make this skank pregnant. heh.

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