Wet Nightmare

Tomorrow will be gloomy, with a chance of mornin’ frogs,
But this just happened to me while I was sawin’ logs.
I seen a strip-tease torture, an blackbirds flyin’ backwards,
An’ a pagan rout in a, hell hole in a, pit full of crackers,
It was a wet nightmare,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a wet nightmare,
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
It was a wet nightmare.
There was a pin-up girl painted on the wall of the cave,
I woke up with a leather girl and a slave.
I got the mascara whiplash, from a, shockwave of showgals,
Stripped gears and girls, and reemed an’ stroked valves.
Gotta tell you was a wet nightmare,
Yeah, yeah, yeah it was a wet nightmare,
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
It was a wet nightmare.
Well, She-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake,
I drank booze from their shoes, with no pants or brakes.
A load o’ girl in my arms, and, bit in my teeth,
Panties on my head, corkscrew heels on my feet.
Gotta tell you was a wet nightmare,
Yeah, it was a wet nightmare,
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
It was a wet nightmare.
Gotta tell you theres a wet nightmare,
Ah, ah, ah, it had a wet nightmare,
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh aaaah!
It was a wet nightmare.
It was a wet nightmare,
Woah it was a wet nightmare,
Wah, ah, ah, ah, it was a wet nightmare,
It was a wet nightmare.
Aaaah! It was a wet nightmare,
It was a wet nightmare,
It was a wet nightmare,
Waaaaaaagh!