Urine Nation

I was eight years old at the astrodome waiting in line to pee-pee the urinal line seemed to take forever and it all came down to me I unzipped my toughskins and pulled out my little wee-wee some drunk guy said, "hurry up, kid" but I couldn't spring a leak I can't pee in front of you but you can pee in front of me I can't help that I get stage fright I have urinary anxiety and so it has been for 15 years I can't seem to shake my pee-pee fears I gotta have a lock on the bathroom door before I can make the water fall on the floor I can't wait for those moments in the shower hot water on my chest, full power laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain ha-ha-ha I can't pee in front of you but you can pee in front of me I can't help that I get stage fright I have urinary anxiety I'm getting better at breaking boundaries I'm learning to let myself be free but whether Iíve won the war or not we'll just have to wait and see when I can whip it out anywhere whether or not anybody's there when I can just relax and pee then I can declare victory I'm on a mission I don't need your permission I can pee in front of you you can pee in front of me I ain't got no more stage fright no urinary anxiety.