Boner (full Version)

You’re to young for me
But as everyone can see
Everything about you
Changes my anatomy
The way you smack your gum
While you’re beating on your drum
Makes me want to jerk off
Till my wrist is feeling numb
I press my hips against you while you hold me
So you can witness first hand what you do to me
That’s not a pickle in my pocket
That’s my purple passion rocket!
It’s getting set to blast off just for you
For you!
Baby, you make me pop a boner
You make me feel alive
When my erectile tissue thrives!
Baby, you make me pop a boner
I think about you every day
It’s you I wanna lay!
The twinkle in your eye
Makes a lump between my thighs
I’m the bread
You’re the oven
You make my biscuit rise!
I’m gonna kiss you where it stinks
Touch you where its pink
Do the things that mommy says
You shouldn’t oughtta think
Gonna press my hips against you when you hold me
So you can witness first hand what you do to me
That’s not a pickle in my pocket
That’s my purple passion rocket!
It’s getting set to blast off just for you
For you!
Baby, you make me pop a boner
You make me feel alive
When my erectile tissue thrives!
Baby, you make me pop a boner
I think about you every day
It’s you I wanna lay!
((talking))
*phone rings*
Hello?
I know what you’re thinkin’
You’re thinkin’ your just a dirty old man
Tryin’ to get down my pants
Well, that’s not entirely true
You see, I happen to think your beautiful
I happen to think you intelligent
I happen to think you have a wonderful sense of humor
In fact, I might let you play with my dog
‘cuz I might be falling in love with you
But for the time being
Every time I see you
I wanna rip your clothes off
And give you THE orgasm that no guy your age could give you
I know I can do it,
And most of all,
You know I could do it!!
((end talking))
Baby, you make me pop a boner
You make me feel alive
When my erectile tissue thrives!
Baby, you make me pop a boner
I think about you every day
It’s you I wanna lay!