Joyriders

We like driving on a Saturday night,
Past the Leisure Centre, left at the lights
We don't look for trouble
But if it comes we don't run.
Looking out for trouble
Is what we call fun
Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals
Wouldn't you like to
Come over and watch some vandals
Smashing up someone's home?
We can't help it, we're so thick we can't think,
Can't think of anything
But shit, sleep and drink
Oh, and we like women;
"Up the women" we say
And if we get lucky, yeah,
we might even meet some one day.
Oh you, you in the Jesus sandals...
Wouldn't you like to
Come over and watch some vandals
Smashing up someone's home?
Mister, we just want your car
'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you want to come and see?
Hey!
Mister, we just want your car
'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
Mister, we just want your car
'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you want to come and see?
Mister, we just want your car
'Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy.