mr. lazy nearly set my arm on fire
when he touched my sleeve with a heated wire
and dave will tell you:
if he hadn't seen karen in her summer dress
he might have missed, i can't say i blame him, i guess.
when he's around her, he acts so silly.
but i never dreamt he'd try to kill me
and dave will tell you:
she's a pretty girl a
nd when she's around his mind's awhirl.
but that's no excuse, it makes me want to hurl.
and dave will tell you:
i passed his class
in fact i got an A.
i guess he just felt bad about that stupid day.
After listening to this song for nearly 10 years, I actually studied the lyrics, and this sh*t's hilarious!
This seems too obscure to make up, so I'm guessing it's a true story.
Seems like one of his teachers got distracted by a fine lolita in class (Karen) and nearly set him on fire.
The fact that they turned this into a song is genius. I love it.
Mr. Lazo taught physics at Nazareth High where these fellas went to school. nazarethasd.k12.pa.us/cms/lib/PA01000243/Centricity/Domain/13/EaglesViewSummer06web.pdf
He's on page 4.