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the polite way to rob a bank Lyrics

i drew a picture that looks weird
it is jesus but i left out the beard
the eyes don't follow where you walk
but the lips move when other people talk

i invented a way of robbing banks
it starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks"
i got a patent on the letter "d"
so be careful what you say around me

i wrote the story of a trip
to the faucet with the loudest drip
the folks there don't have time to drink
because they're building the world's most quiet sink

i invented a way of robbing banks
it starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks"
i got a patent on the letter "d"
so be careful what you say around me

i wrote the story of a plan
to murder the world's most thirsty man
i still don't have the motive done
but the weapon is a water gun


i invented a way of robbing banks
it starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks"
i've been reading since i was three
so be careful what you say around me
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