Inflatable Army

Nice girls are hard to come by nowadays,
The kind that believe in loyalty.
I've been through highs and lows and yes and no's,
To find one to satisfy my needs.
Well, (she doesn't have much to say)
But I love her just the same,
(When others are going out at night)
We stay in and I hold her tight.
$19.95 plus shipping and handling,
She's never nagging and she's not too demanding.
She's my inflatable Amy,
Just blow her up and have your way,
And throw her in the closet when you're through.
She came to me in a dream and in a UPS box,
I first saw her through the Styrofoam.
One look in her eyes and I knew,
So I pumped her up and I undressed her.
I picked her up and I spun her around,
And I carried her to the bedroom.
I laid her down and stepped back to take a look,
There she was with her rubber breasts exposed to the world around her,
And, boy, those plastic legs never quit.
Well, (she doesn't have much to say)
But I love her just the same,
(When others are going out at night)
We stay in and I hold her tight.
$19.95 plus shipping and handling,
She's never crying and she's not too demanding.
She's my inflatable Amy,
Just blow her up and have your way,
And throw her in the closet when you're through.
One day we'll have inflatable kids in an inflatable yard,
I white, blowup picket fence and a pump-up car.
An inflatable cat to greet you at the door,
And a blowup dog leaving blowup presents on the floor.
Now when I'm old she hasn't aged, she's still looking quite the same,
Aside from the patches on her groin and knees,
My love for her will never stop until the day that she pops,
I'll just fill her with helium and set her free.
She's my inflatable Amy,
Just blow her up and have your way,
And throw her in the closet when you're through.
Well, she doesn't have much to say,
But I love her just the same,
When others are going out at night,
We stay in and I hold her tight,
But not too tight.