I wanna be Batman
Cause everybody really ain't shit to me
My superhero, picture me if I was Batman, studios and shows
Utility Belt with a compartment full of pre-rolled
Smokin' batbud off in the Batcave
Jamie Madrox... (words reversed)
Gothom really don't look shit like Detroit
But I think these muthafuckas get the point, listen
Word on the street about the Arkham break
Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Two-Face
All trying to kill me before the night fall
But I got a bat surprise for each one of y'all
Scarecrow tried to front me when I'm up in Lakeside
Flash the Batarang, watch a bitch nigga hide
"Hold up, I don't know what the fuck you talkin' about. You ain't Batman, fuck you I'm Batman. I remember once I met this muthafucka at the flea market. He was sellin' 8 x 10 glossies with his autograph on 'em. I got the gloves, I got the belt, I got the boots. Wait, let me walk in the closet a second....Help! I got a Batdick!! Help! Help! You wanna see my dick bitch? Hahahaha!!"

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    Jamie Madrox is batman and he is so cool!! I am batgirl. This song is so great. Jamie is the coolest person in the world and this song shows it. I listen to it over and over again cuz it makes me happy!!

    Batgirlon February 07, 2002   Link
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    Shit when are we gonna hear a song bout robin? just a thought. maybe nightwing? this song is funny as shit at the end. Freek Show is a great cd

    aliarspromiseon February 09, 2002   Link
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    batgirl is on coke

    twiztidtiffon September 24, 2002   Link
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    i wish i was on coke now

    anybody_killaon March 10, 2003   Link
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    batgirl is on coke. woopwoop. bite me

    Batgirlon March 13, 2003   Link
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    this song makes me happy too

    FRYLORD13on February 06, 2008   Link

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