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Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics
It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
it's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
and I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
and I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
it's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
and he shit, shit, shit his pants
he always fuckin' shitin' his pants
and I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
this song is very deep, it is about marks stuggles as differnt holidays approach and how around the holidays its very crazy and you somtimes dont get everything done and you get really mad, now marks gradfather has a colostomey bag and he must eat a lot or he will pass out and hot dogs digest faster than most other foods and mark is telling us how he is shitting his pants this makes him mad because mark can just leave his grandfather at a party with his bag full he has to empty it and he is telling his gradfather that he will never talk to him again
i cranked it last christmas at the family party, haha you shoulda seen their faces
actually i was just kdding this song has no meaning but is funny as hell
its just a funny short song
I think it's really funny. I think it's about how family members who really don't like one another are forced together by the holidays and how otherwise, none of them would really be talking to each other.
lmfao I love this song!! Man, too bad Blink broke up man! Now Tom's all "I care about the world oh-so much! I love my band, and life!!". Not to say that's bad or whatever...it's just...different? Don't worry Tom, I still love you
This song is so awesome i have no comment !
hmmmmmmmmmmm......
Deep and thoughtful this is an excellent summary of anyone's holiday.
this song is the best! at christmas and other various family holidays(shiver) call your family and leave it on their answering machine! its funny as hell to see/hear their reaction!!!