It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always fucking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again


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Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics as written by Tom Delonge Mark Hoppus

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    this song is very deep, it is about marks stuggles as differnt holidays approach and how around the holidays its very crazy and you somtimes dont get everything done and you get really mad, now marks gradfather has a colostomey bag and he must eat a lot or he will pass out and hot dogs digest faster than most other foods and mark is telling us how he is shitting his pants this makes him mad because mark can just leave his grandfather at a party with his bag full he has to empty it and he is telling his gradfather that he will never talk to him again

    somthin cleveron May 19, 2002   Link
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    i cranked it last christmas at the family party, haha you shoulda seen their faces

    paopufruiton August 02, 2008   Link
  • +1
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    actually i was just kdding this song has no meaning but is funny as hell

    somthin cleveron May 19, 2002   Link
  • +1
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    its just a funny short song

    X324324324on February 05, 2005   Link
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    I think it's really funny. I think it's about how family members who really don't like one another are forced together by the holidays and how otherwise, none of them would really be talking to each other.

    devilslittlesisteron May 21, 2006   Link
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    lmfao I love this song!! Man, too bad Blink broke up man! Now Tom's all "I care about the world oh-so much! I love my band, and life!!". Not to say that's bad or whatever...it's just...different? Don't worry Tom, I still love you

    Possibly Saneon June 25, 2006   Link
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    This song is so awesome i have no comment !

    loseron May 01, 2002   Link
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    hmmmmmmmmmmm......

    crick23on May 19, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Deep and thoughtful this is an excellent summary of anyone's holiday.

    GTAssassinon June 06, 2002   Link
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    this song is the best! at christmas and other various family holidays(shiver) call your family and leave it on their answering machine! its funny as hell to see/hear their reaction!!!

    nymph666on June 18, 2002   Link

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