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I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Lyrics
I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all night long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
Hey!
I wanna be a customs man
I snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
Sneaky-peeky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties jackin' off at lunch
Hey-Oh, Hey-Oh-Ho!
Sure beats Alpo
It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude
I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing
It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude
We can seize everything
Houses, cars and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time
I wanna join the Christian Coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
Hey-Oh, Hey-Oh-Ho!
Spare rod
Spoil the child
It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks
So I can snort coke all night long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
I snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
Sneaky-peeky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties jackin' off at lunch
Sure beats Alpo
It's the stink
It's the attitude
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing
It's the stink
It's the attitude
Houses, cars and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time
So I can molest my children
None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
Spare rod
Spoil the child
It's the stink
Choose your masks
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i can't believe nobody has commented on this song. jello biafra is a fucking genius <3
I love Lard, and Volcanus 2000 is their best song, unfortunately I haven't heard this song.
I cannot find anything by Lard anywhere... Maybe Amazon... Al Jourgenson+Jello Biafra is one of the most epic combination in music, ever.