My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he's some bit tortured genius
and I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?
Now my baby's in love with--
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
I can't believe it, now she's knitting him a sweater
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated
spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
And I don't boycott the music video channel
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now I better just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with--
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
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Cover art for My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

OK, Pearl Jam are my favourite band, but I have to laugh at this. "I don't boycott the music video channel" is one of Weird Al's best lines. It's also really funny how the tune sounds nice and happy, like the opposite of grunge.

It's in the style of zydeco.

Cover art for My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

this is a great song, it makes me laugh when i hear it

Cover art for My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

funny song, plus who isn't in love with eddie vedder?

Cover art for My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

i always thought it was "i don't wear dark markers and i don't wear flannel", in reference to the concert incident where eddie vedder took a permanent marker and wrote "pro-choice" down both of his forearms...

sorry but I believe the lyric is "doc martens" not dark markers.

 
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