Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on
Drivin' a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on

My favorite Weird Al song.

What song is this ripping off? My favourite weird al song as well.

heck yes! lol the first time i heard it, i was all 'yeah whatever' then he started talking about his womanlyness and it cracked me up.

its not a rip off. its an original song.
te first time i heard it i was like, ok its good
then when i listened to the words i was like wtf??

LBDamned - That's kinda what happened to me, too. I had it on a mix CD; never listened to it before, and it happened to come on tonight. I was driving, jammin' to it when I heard the line "I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me" and busted out laughing. Had to replay it and pay more attention!

its just an up-beat "classic" country tune. Weird Al's lyrics make this song golden. Take a Listen!!!