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Well, I heard that you're leavin',
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex,
And I tore all your pictures in two,
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
Just because it reminds me of you.
That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'.
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I guess I might seem kinda bitter.
You got me feelin' down in the dumps.
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love,
And I have to use the self-service pumps!
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.
You ain't gonna break my heart in two.
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,
Than watch you going out with other men.
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.
Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'.
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with
my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor
blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...
Than spend one more minute with you.
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,
And I tore all your pictures in two,
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
Just because it reminds me of you.
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
Than spend one more minute with you.
You got me feelin' down in the dumps.
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love,
And I have to use the self-service pumps!
You ain't gonna break my heart in two.
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you.
Than watch you going out with other men.
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with
my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor
blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...
Than spend one more minute with you.
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This funny, torture-himself, LUV song is the best!
the 1st time i heard this song i laughed my ass off and was a little grossed-out at what he said he would rather do than have 1 more minnute with this girl.
This may be the best anti-love song ever written...ever...ever!
This song, my god, is so fuckin hilarious. I like the last verses. They made me laught the most. Haha, this guy is great.
snerk. "self-service pumps." end-snerk.
This is the song EVERYBODY needs to listen to when they break up with someone!!What a great song.I love hard so when I break up it hurts majorly.However I heal quickly and once i'm over a girl,that's it i'm over her completely and feel like this song.Absolute BEST break up song.And I love how he snuck that masturbation reference in there with the "self service pumps" line.
Too funny! After all what he says he comments: "I guess I might seem kinda bitter." Kind of?? lol Yeah, just slightly, Al. I love it though! Great for anyone who's gone through a bad break-up.