You Drink, You Drive, You Spill Lyrics
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop & think
you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related
what does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team
Ha this song is great and so true.
geniuses. he is so goddamn funny. i love the sick humor. although.....dude, this song is actually NOT so true. that to me is why its so funny, because its so wrong. if i must get inot a debate I must. here it is: when he says 35% of accidents are drunk and 65% of accidents are not this is true, but this misrepresents the facts. the facts are that there are far far afar far fewer drunk drivers than sober drivers. Thus even though there are fewer drunk accidents per total number of accidents, drunk driving is still far more dangerous, far far more dangerous. If you don't agree with my reasoning read over this email again, it will eventually make sense, if not please explain where my reaosning is flawed. Please do not go out and drink and drive because of this song though. that was not his intention, this is not a rant against the "unfair" drinking and driving laws. Those laws are there for a reason. the song itself was a joke, a sick joke yes, but thats why it was funny.
in his song i think fat mike is drunk casue if you listen he actually says 39% of accidents are cause by pixilated and the ot 65% are not alcohol related(if you didnt catch it 39 and 65 add up to 104% and that is impossible) i jsut felt like poining that out...........oh and the whole song except the last time fat mike doeant put the little pause in "im not so worried with how many i kill/ im much more concerned with how much beer i spill excpetfor in the last time he says it.........its kinda wierd but i think he was drunk but i still love 99.9% of all nofx songs and anything from ribbed and s/m airlines is the best music i have ever heard
he's abviously making fun of the way you can trick people with numbers and statistics with the 65%-35% thing (yeah, he is saying 39%...live he's singing the 35% though)
one of the first NOFX songs i heard, I love it
fast paced kick ass song, so what if he was drunk, fat mike fuckin rules