I'm never lonesome
I'm hardly evil
Scary and loathsome
Hardly Knievel
It's just a piss take
Not really who I am
I'm like an umpire
I get paid for playtime
Live like a vampire
Sleep in the daytime
Give me a piss test
Find out who I am
Bring me some candy
Give me a soda
Pour me a brandy
Call the promoter
I get so mad cuz you don't like the Beatles
I'd get into junk but I can't stand the needles
I've been to Paris
I've been to Sweden
Been to Pacoima
I'm goin' to Eden
It's just a piss take
Not really what I am
I love the mirror
But I hate the camera
Laugh at Godzilla,
Gidra, and Gamra
I get so mad cuz you don't like the Beatles
I'd get into junk but I can't stand the needles
I'm hardly evil
Scary and loathsome
Hardly Knievel
It's just a piss take
Not really who I am
I'm like an umpire
I get paid for playtime
Live like a vampire
Sleep in the daytime
Give me a piss test
Find out who I am
Bring me some candy
Give me a soda
Pour me a brandy
Call the promoter
I get so mad cuz you don't like the Beatles
I'd get into junk but I can't stand the needles
I've been to Paris
I've been to Sweden
Been to Pacoima
I'm goin' to Eden
It's just a piss take
Not really what I am
I love the mirror
But I hate the camera
Laugh at Godzilla,
Gidra, and Gamra
I get so mad cuz you don't like the Beatles
I'd get into junk but I can't stand the needles
Lyrics submitted by oofus
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