Professor Nutbutter Lyrics
Who's your foremost friend in town?
He's the one, the humble one,
the Barkley County prodigal son,
here to serve only you:
Professor Nutbutter.
from jellied jams to sacks of sweets.
There's creamy and nutatiousspreads for all.
Chemist, master of entomology,
the proffesor for a modest fee
will cure what ails you, guranteed.
Professor Nutbutter.
C'mon kiddies, don't be shy.
Be youthful 'till the day you die.
The man, the myth,
the magic of:
Professor Nutbutter.
the Meeklyville prodigal son,
here to help us with ourselves.
Professor Nutbutter.

Professor Nutbutter = Drug Dealer. Obviously acid if he's a chemist. Les is telling you to live because one day you'll be dead and never know.

This song is definitely about a drug dealer, but I think it's about crystal meth. Although the only meth innuendo lines I can find are "be youthfull..." and "here to help...", lets not forget the 2 songs On the Tweek Again and Those Damned Blue Collared Tweekers, which Les wrote about meth.
@trevor There's a type of low-grade meth called peanut butter, because of the pasty consistency. This is your biker meth, aka "crank". I think this song is about a meth dealer.
@trevor There's a type of low-grade meth called peanut butter, because of the pasty consistency. This is your biker meth, aka "crank". I think this song is about a meth dealer.

I heard this song was about a child molester.

butt

is the opening line of "Mr. Oysterhead" supposed to be like this one?

I see where you're coming from bugmenot, but i'm pretty sure a Drug Dealer would fit better. I didn't know Those Damned Blue Collared Tweekers and On The Tweek Again are about meth! Did Les used to be a huge meth user or what?

There is always the stories of the girl who peeled off her skin because she was tripping on acid and thought she was covered in worms.

Then the professor could be Albert hoffman, just a thougt. hes the guy that inventend the Acid.

Then the professor could be Albert hoffman, just a thougt. hes the guy that inventend the Acid.

their best song imo