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Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo Lyrics
Well I walked in, the band just started
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory
But I thought, no way with all this ruckus
But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me
Then some stranger asked me to dance
And I revealed to her my two left feet
I said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and an old memory"
Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before
Well round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After round seven, or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place
And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and I was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again...
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory
But I thought, no way with all this ruckus
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me
And I revealed to her my two left feet
I said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and an old memory"
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before
I forgot what I came to forget
After round seven, or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place
They were counting me out and I was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again...
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okay so this song is fairly meaningless, but who can't find the humor in it? tis awesome :)
this song has perfect meaning, its near impossible to go ten rounds with jose cuervo though, but minus the humor, this song is about a relationship gone wrong. " I forgot what I came to forget" Come on now think about it...
honestly, how can you make it to 5 rounds? let alone 10. i cant put any tequilla down after 2. its repulsive stuff.
but i will say i know what it is like to forget how much you've had. it reminds me of the time when i counted 6 shots of vodka, but it turned out to be half the handle..... i have had better nights.
I don't know what you guys mean that it's humor about the 10 rounds. I have done a whole 750 mL bottle before.
But it is a great song and it really is possible to go that many rounds. I've done it and I was practically dancing and buying rounds. For some reason that must have been why I'd wake up with $300 less than I went out with the night prior.
lmfao. Why on earth did you have $300+ in your damn wallet?!
I've never drunk Tequila, but I'll definately eb back to tell you how many I can lol
Oh and by the way. Right towards the end when they're talking and he is re-counting, one of the singers mention "Hell you can't even drink 5 rounds"
or something like that.
Fantasically humerous song