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Psychic Man

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What's up am I on chat line? My name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign.
I like Star Trek and Brad Pitt, I watch Kung-Fu B movies and shave my armpits.
My brain is a sewer, where you dump your garbage.
Read me psychic man and tell me who I am, just put in on my visa.
Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand, you make it up so easy.
I don't watch lesbian porno, will I befriend a trailer and die a smoker?
Will I marry a redneck, will publisher's clearing house drop off a big cheque?
My brain is a sewer, where you dump your garbage.
Read me psychic man and tell me who I am, just put it on my visa.
Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand, you make it up so easy.
Reach through the phone there Bud, are you Vulcun can you meld with me?
I'll reflect some evil to your head, 'til you're dead.
Will I cough up a fur ball when reading the tabloids doctors' pulled my gerbil?
Will I meet a new boyfriend, or will I be porked by martians and bare their children?
Read me psychic man and tell me who I am, just put it on my visa.
Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand, you make it up so easy.

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quinn_allman_rocks On Aug 02, 2002

What's up am I on chat line? My name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign. 
I like Star Trek and Brad Pitt, I watch Kung-Fu B movies and shave my armpits. 
My brain is a sewer, where you dump your garbage. 
Read me psychic man and tell me who I am, just put in on my visa. 
Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand, you make it up so easy. 
I don't watch lesbian porno, will I befriend a trailer and die a smoker? 
Will I marry a redneck, will publisher's clearing house drop off a big cheque? 
My brain is a sewer, where you dump your garbage. 
Read me psychic man and tell me who I am, just put it on my visa. 
Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand, you make it up so easy. 
Reach through the phone there Bud, are you Vulcun can you meld with me? 
I'll reflect some evil to your head, 'til you're dead. 
Will I cough up a fur ball when reading the tabloids doctors' pulled my gerbil? 
Will I meet a new boyfriend, or will I be porked by martians and bare their children? 
Read me psychic man and tell me who I am, just put it on my visa. 
Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand, you make it up so easy.

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2002-08-02 05:09:27

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