Lucky Me

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To blame me for his life,
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate mail from his wife,
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name
Likes to make love watching TV,
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so I can hear him breathe
Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in the whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky me (Lucky me)
Oh yeah,
I've got a great car, it's a red convertible
Made by Mattel,
Got a nice house in the suburbs,
With 'hell's angels' as neighbours as well,
I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
And I want to study dentistry,
But my folks just want me married,
And popping out the grandkids, to keep them company
Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky me (Lucky me,)
Lucky, lucky, little old me,
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky me (Lucky me)
Oh yeah
I think I want to join the Hare Krishnas
Give up all my worldly goods and cut off all my hair,
There's nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy,
When I'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere
Well I've got my tamagotchi,
And I've got my wristwatch wrong,
I've got so many friends on the internet,
I can never be alone,
I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax,
But not enough to quit my job,
Got a fool's gold ring and credit card debt,
Psychiatrist for my dog
Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky, little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky me
Oh lucky, lucky, little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky me (Lucky me)
Oh lucky, lucky, little old me
(I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need)
(Lucky me)