Intro: WELCOME THE MULLET MAN! Dweed et dot dut dud upaaa uhhh waaayyy uhh waaaahhh! Hey Hey...

Verse 1: I don’t know why. I crapped, in my pants. I don’t know how. I crapped like a cow.

Build: I just can’t control it! I have a big Mullet! My poo smells really bad. I fart like I had some… diarrhea in my

Chorus: Butt crack never coming out like a smack in the face! When you get bad diarrhea you make a funny face! Wh III don’t know what you’re looking at??!!! It might be my mullet!

Verse 2: I don’t know why. I crapped, in my pants. I don’t know how. I crapped like a cow.

Build: I just can’t control it! I have a big Mullet! (About five feet tall!) My mullet, has some poopee, on it! I don’t know why I can’t con-trol it. I don’t know how, my mullet is so long.

Chorus: I just don’t know, why you are so bad, why I have to go, why I have some bad poo in my face! One time I took, my poop out of the toilet, cause it was clogged.

Breakdown: Aggggghhhhhhh. WAAAAA!!!! WAAAA!!! WAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!

Insane Ending Part: Poopee in the pantsees I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees cause I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees cause I have to go poopoo. POOPOO!!!! POOPOO!!! POOPOO!!!! I HAVE TO GO POOPOO!

Bathroom smells really bad. Toilet paper in my crack. It’s poopoo, THANK YOU!!!!! AGHHAHGHASGHSDGHKSDhdsahf!


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    Ahh, great song!! Maaad props to K.Y. Jelly for great guitar playin'. My favorite part is the Intense Ending Part. Woooeee, it's intense. Go to geocities.com/crapmasterisgod for more info. Keep poopin'.

    -=TiedToTheTracks=-on July 23, 2002   Link
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    ooo i like this one a lot too!!! yayayayayayaay!! im in love with K.Y. Jelly!!! tell him i think hes the sexiest poo alive, would u like to poo on my chest while im doing u?? ooooooo ahhh i hope you will, ill be looking forward to it. IT's fun to crap in your pants, try it! its soothing!! yumm

    tapdancingbeanson July 26, 2002   Link

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