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Intro: Peace to the World! This is a little song, about this girl, who had a really really bad problem. She went to school and she had some massive diarrhea. Here’s it goes!

Verse: Yo, whats up?! My name is Maria, a few weeks ago I got diarrhea. Ya wanna hear something that will make you frown? How bout when your in class and your pants turn brown! Uh oh, I let it go! And now there’s a biiiigg mess O!!! On the floor. I run out the door! Faster then I have ever ran before! But before I could reach that bathroom door. I ran into this guy named Gerald Ford. He’s like, “Hey Maria! Ya got diarrhea, and I don’t really really wanna beee near ya!”

Intense Singing Solo: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, haoowadahiiiiideeehoooooo!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHOOOOOOAA

Ending: Well that’s my story. I guess I bored ya! Well that’s funny that A GIRL CRAPED HER PANTS IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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-=tiedtothetracks=- On Jul 23, 2002

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2002-07-23 01:22:15

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by -=TiedToTheTracks=-

24y ago

This is a true story, he wrote it about me. Actually no, he didn't. But that's okay! So go to http://www.geocities.com/crapmasterisgod for more info! Have fun poopers! =P

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by tapdancingbeans

24y ago

Hey my names Maria!! what a coinkidink!!! im sooo honored u wrote this about me, uughghg brb i got diarrhea!!! ahhhhh too late... :-)

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