Bad Date (let's Not Be Friends)

i caught you like a bad cold wished together we would grow old wishful thinking is what i do i'd sell my liver just to hang out with you the sands of time are wearing down until you hardly see me around but for now i wanna profess to thee that you're such a bitch for dumping me i bet you thought this was a love song guess again bitch again your wrong i hope lots of dogs shit on your lawn cause this is one of those fuck you songs (chorus) why did you dump me right after you humped me if your ass wasn't nice i would not be so grumpy please tell your dad and his friends not to jump me it's your fault anyway you were my cher and i was your sonny now i'm stuck in the face like a crash test dummy don't lie to my face because you'll watch me laugh your pity away the tables turned and the faults not mine you had your eyes on him the whole time and if i'm wrong oh well i don't care my head hurts less when you're not there the sands of time are wearing down before you hardly see me around but for now i wanna profess to thee that you're such a bitch for dumping me