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Never Trust A Monkey Lyrics
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek."
I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!"
The end.
I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek."
I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!"
The end.
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HAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!! sorry to break it to yah though....its not a song.
I monkey crush this song.
This "spoken paragraph" is really awesome! I Have it on Kazaa