The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Lyrics

You can learn to escape fromm quicksand, hot wire a car
survive an avalanche, fend off a shark
deliver a baby in a taxi cab, survive a poisonous snake attack
jump from a moving car, break down a door
escape from killer bees and so much more

the worst case scenario survival handbook
indespensible, indestructable
guide for surviving lifes sudden turns for the worst
caution, book will explode if scanned
luckily I bet the next edition will tell how to survive when the book explodes

you can learn to survive if your parachute fails to open
identify a bomb, take a punch
deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight
survive a drift at sea, treat frostbite
leap from a motorcycle to a car
wrestle free fromo an alagator

the worst case scenario survival handbook
indespensible, indestructable
guide for surviving lifes sudden turns for the worst
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lol, what's the motive of writing this song

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who knows...incase you know, you need to know how to survive a poisonous snake... caution, book will explode if scanned luckily I bet the next edition will tell how to survive when the book explodes.... that is so clever

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product promotion

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omg i so have that book its yellow and smells really fucking bad

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I love this song. It has a lot of meaning for me. And I love Justin Sane. I've met him a couple times at shows for Anti-Flag (when they were still good)l. He's a really good guy from what I could tell.

Anti Flag is still good.

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