Alien Sex Fiend

Wish I Woz a Dog

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Never do a days work
I never have a wash
Never a suit
I got no need to be posh
K-k-kkeep your lampost shiny and bright...
Stop, look and LISTEN!
Never do a days work,
never have to wash,
never wear a suit...
I got no need to be posh.
Keep your lamp post shiny and bright,
cause there ain't no day,
and there ain't no night.
I wish I woz a dog.
Basterised conception,
Dogs in a line
You make the rules
Well that's just fine.
I wish I woz a dog.
So you wanna die...
Yea you're gonna die...
Who's been sleeping in my grave???(brain)?
I gotta get back to what I know...
I wish I woz a dog
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Die..di..di..de..dit..da..
Listen all you people
to the north, south, east and west.
Listen to your dog.
He knows best.

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•·¨pøisøn·päle¨·• On Jul 01, 2002

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