Mother, Father, I'm here in the zoo
I can't come home 'cause I've grown up too soon
I got my sentence
I got my command
They said they'd make me major if I met all their demands

I could be a corporal into corporal punishment
Or the general manager of a large establishment
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod
But I never thought they'd put me in the

Goon squad
They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye, eye, eye, eye
Goon squad
They want you to come out to play
You'd better say goodbye, eye, eye, eye

Some grow just like their dads
And some grow up too tall
Some go drinking with the lads
Some are no fun at all

And you must find the proper place
For everything you see
But you'll never get to make a lampshade out of me

I could join a chain of males or be the missing link
Looking for a lucky girl to put me in the pink
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod
But I never thought they'd put me in the

Good squad
They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye, eye, eye, eye
Goon squad
They want you to come out to play
You'd better say goodbye, eye, eye, eye

Mother, Father, I'm doing so well
I'm making such progress now that you can hardly tell
I fit in a little dedication
With one eye on the clock
They caught you under medication
You could be in for a shock

Thinking up the alibis that everyone's forgotten
Just another mummy's boy gone to rotten
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod
But I never thought they'd put me in the

Goon squad
They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye, eye, eye, eye
Goon squad
They want you to come out to play
You'd better say goodbye, eye, eye, eye


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Goon Squad Lyrics as written by Elvis Costello

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    I think there is a strong undertone of a dog at the music business. "They said they'd make me major if I met all their demands", could be a reference to an elevation of status from independent artist to "Major" .

    "They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye Goon squad They want you to come out to play You'd better say goodbye" I think this is a reference to being scouted by an A&R guy and the lamp shade reference is the contempt that record companies held for their artists would allow them to mold the artist into what they think he/she should be.

    "They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod But I never thought they'd put me in the

    Goon squad..."

    I think given Elvis's unchangeable individuality, there was no way he thought he would be offered a place in the mainstream recording world along side the likes of pop stars, the "Goon Squad"

    All the other clever word play before the choruses are for the sake of highlighting the extremity of what he could have, (more likely), done rather than being in the "Goon squad"

    rob1015378on December 30, 2015   Link

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