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they're so quiet,
the volume makes you wanna have a riot
when you walk through that door
all those books!
she just gives us funny looks,
i want books on fred dibnah

wendy, the librarian
wendy, why do you hate children?
wendy, you just scare them off!
you need to say something a bit like this:

CHORUS:

having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!

harry potter?
i just wanna drown him in large quantities of super glue
i hate him, he's no
fi glover
we don't want no magic
just "travels with my radio"

wendy, the librarian
wendy, why do you hate children?
wendy, you just scare them off!
come on, répéter après moi!

CHORUS

wendy, the librarian
wendy, why do you hate children?
wendy, you just scare them off!
you need a slogan that goes like this:

CHORUS

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Cover art for Dear Wendy (the Library Song) lyrics by Captainskalet

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CAPTAINSKALET | DEAR WENDY...

words: david wood (chorus inspired by "arthur" tv show) music: captainskalet

copyright © 2002 captainskalet http://www.captainskalet.co.uk

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