Another Perfect Catastrophe

Ain't nothin' like it
When it's twisted and reeling
They'll put the boot right in your eye
Cause when the floor turns into wall
And then the wall becomes the ceiling
Oh, what a lovely way to die
Another perfect catastrophe is waiting to happen
It's watching for the moment to transpire
Another perfect catastrophe is dyin' to go down
It's only lookin for the perfect place and time
Oh, wouldn't you love to be my
Partner in crime
So many tricks that we could try
So if you want to find out
What it would feel like to be my
Co-conspirator
Open up the door and step inside, side, side
Another perfect catastrophe is waiting to happen
It's watching for the moment to transpire
Another perfect catastrophe is just dyin' to go down
It's only lookin for the perfect place and time
When retreat is not an option
And remorse just ain't your style
There must be something left to do
Cause every tragedy there's a comedy
Unless you are the victim
Then you're just another monkey at the zoo
Another perfect catastrophe is just waiting to happen
It's watching for the moment to transpire
Another perfect catastrophe is just dyin' to go down
It's only lookin for the perfect place and time