Uh!
Hey!
I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey!
(Ooh) Tell me, who ya gonna call when you need that affection?
(Ooh) Ya got to have it quick (Got to have it quick)
(Ooh) Well just a-hang your love line in her direction. Whoa
All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh!
Yeah! All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh
Whoa! Oh!
Three dollars, first minute (gosh, man!) After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations, mmm hmmm
If you call back for more, oh oh oh ah!
(Ooh) Now who ya gonna call when you need that special
(Special) Little somethin'? Mmm
(Ooh) You can say what you like. It's all confidential. Whoa!
All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Huh!
All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)
Hey!
All you bad, bad boys
Make a mind blow!
All you bad, bad boys
Dial 1-900-SPANKED!
All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh! Hey!
All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh!
All you bad, bad boys. Yeah, it's a spank line
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
All you bad (woo!) bad boys. Just, call her up. Ha! Call her up
1-900-SPANKED! (All you bad, bad boys)
1-900-SPANKED! You bad bad bad boys. Just call her up
(All you bad, bad boys)
It's a spank line. Yeah! oh! Ow
1-900-SPANKED
All you bad bad bad...
Hey!
I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey!
(Ooh) Ya got to have it quick (Got to have it quick)
(Ooh) Well just a-hang your love line in her direction. Whoa
Yeah! All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh
Whoa! Oh!
And she be up for negotiations, mmm hmmm
If you call back for more, oh oh oh ah!
(Special) Little somethin'? Mmm
(Ooh) You can say what you like. It's all confidential. Whoa!
All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Whoa!
Make a mind blow!
All you bad, bad boys
Dial 1-900-SPANKED!
All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh!
All you bad, bad boys. Yeah, it's a spank line
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
All you bad (woo!) bad boys. Just, call her up. Ha! Call her up
1-900-SPANKED! (All you bad, bad boys)
1-900-SPANKED! You bad bad bad boys. Just call her up
(All you bad, bad boys)
It's a spank line. Yeah! oh! Ow
1-900-SPANKED
All you bad bad bad...
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Heh, this is one of my favorite VH songs. Love the bass grove and beat. I remember watching late night TV when I was younger in the 80s and 90s and after about midnight the "sex line" commercials would start playing on cable. Don't see them so much anymore because it's all free on the internet, but back then phone sex lines were a big deal. You name it, any fetish, you could find it. Wasn't cheap though - gotta pay for that sort of thing in person or over the phone.
I'm disappointed. Where are all the hardcore Van Halen fans? GREAT song.
Well excalibur, here is a hardcore VH fan who even likes the horrible VH III. Well this song is about a guy watching TV, any program, nothing special and then an ad appears from a woman who can come to your house and beat the hell out of you. Well, if you are a "bad boy" she can spank you. Kind of sadomasoquist concept, but If you like it like that, call her... he he he. Great guitar intro, solo and chorus, Mike... we miss you a lot.