Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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I could have sworn there has more to this song :S

Here's the full lyrics

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of gay Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Small and brown, he comes from you Sit on the toilet and here he comes Squeezed between your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "howdy ho" He knows the love inside of you Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he corny He can be brown or greenish brown But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve He might come to your town

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo he loves me, I love you therefore vicariously he loves you (Kid)"I can make a Mr. Hankey too"

(Mr, Hanky) "I'm Mr Hankey, the Chrstmas Poo Seasons Greetings, I love you Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say 'howdy ho ho, yum yum yum' Christmas time has come."

(Kids) Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm sometimes he's practically water (man) Sometimes he hangs on the end of your ass and he won't fall in the toilet, cause he's just clinging to your sphincter, so you gotta shake your ass around and try to drop it in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Christmas leaves, he must leave too Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and spirit lingers on.

to me this song touches upon some fundamental issues of existence and has a rich historical context, it has helped me through alot