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Lonely Jew (by Kyle) Lyrics

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
Cos there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ to divinity
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew, on Christmas
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher Lock Cheese
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Who Hack Do Ga Geesh
And what the Fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles?
Tell me please
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew
I'd be Merry
But I'm Hebrew
On Christmas
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Cover art for Lonely Jew (by Kyle) lyrics by South Park

dammit, thank you for posting these, always wondered what the rest of those lyrics were..

Cover art for Lonely Jew (by Kyle) lyrics by South Park

i downloaded this song...its just that good

Cover art for Lonely Jew (by Kyle) lyrics by South Park

I thought it was "my people don't belive in Jesus Christ's divinity"

Cover art for Lonely Jew (by Kyle) lyrics by South Park

its actually kinda truthful to wot its like to us jews around xmas does anyone have the lyrics for the end section of the song? it starts : "hey little boy whats this i here, somebody misisng out on xmas cheer....."

Hey little boy, I couldn't help but hear You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad This is the one month that you should be glad

'Cos it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas You don't have to deal with the season at all You don't have to be on your best behavior Or give to charity, you don't have to go to Grandma's house with your Alcoholic family

And I dont have to sit on some fake Santa's lap And have him breathe his stinky breath on me! That's right! You're...

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